Um...

So I walked into the Federal building today and there was this massive line to pass security. People had to empty their pockets and remove loose change, keys, jewelry and other metallic items before passing through the metal detectors.

I was in far too much of a hurry and walked along the side (bypassing the detector) and was immediately stopped by a police officer. Fortunately, I had my cell phone in my hand and I was able to punch the officer in the chest. He immediately noticed I was white – and everything was alright.

Um… yea.